Job hunting

In spite of my recent proclamation that "I am buzzword compatible," there are a few nasty cliches that I get tired of hearing on employment classifieds. They are as follows: SELF-STARTER. By far the worst, what does this mean anyway? MULTI-TASKING. Is this really a desirable trait? FAST-PACED OFFICE. Always a warning sign. EXPERIENCED. Subjective, subjective, subjective.