Bumbly days

There are slow days and there are busy days, productive days and lazy days, but for me the hardest kind are the bumbly ones. You know, where the work flow is constant but never smooth, each task seems awkward and disjointed.

Some people may argue that there are worse days- you're late, some cop pulls you over, the boss gets mad and every customer is ruthless- but I disagree. On a day like that you can eventually throw up your hands, get that deranged look in your eye and allow the fates to clobber you. Like shooting an injured horse.

A bumbly day, however, feels almost like a normal day, but something is off-kilter. It's confusing and it gives you a subtle disagreeability that can't quite be explained, but pisses everybody off. Especially you.