Thump thump thump. Click. Thump thump. Click.
Her: Why did you decide to move to Portland?
Me: Nquah whee whraee ahoh hawr eeya wrahuh.
Scrape, scrape, scrape. Zzrrrrrrrrrr. Scrape. Shw shw scrape.
Her: Swish and swallow, please.
Me: Chsh chsh chsh chsh, gulp.
Chk chk chk. [Darth Vader breathing] Zzrrr-weeeee. Weeee.
Her: You really need to floss.
Me: Nquaw.
2 comments:
hahaha
That's a phenomenal post!
I remember having my wisdom teeth pulled... the dentist reached into my mouth with something that looked exactly like a wrench I owned - except that his had a little pokey doodad at the end. And then I heard an awful crunch... and I said something like:
"Aaaaahhuugh!!! Aaah hurr! Errr, I dih'ihn' feee ih, buh dambuh, ihh souhnih' bahh..."
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