03 October 2005

Hush hush

Sometimes I save my personal product shopping for one big trip to Target, then I find the most awkward looking sales clerk, a 16 year-old boy perhaps, just so I can watch his reaction as he rings up my: tampons, Monistat, multi-colored bras, sexual lubricant, and one bottle of black nail polish. Now that's entertainment.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

now that's just mean!

Anonymous said...

is there something about black nail polish that i don't know?

...wait a second, i don't think i've ever seen you with black nail polish