Whoa snow

Please note: just because you drive an F150 or some wonky SUV, you do not have permission to proceed like a maniac in inclement weather. Maybe you can come to a complete stop in only seconds on two inches of black ice. The rest of us, however, cannot save ourselves in time when you cross three lanes of traffic at 70 mph then brake inches away from our front bumpers. You will be: the victim of my voodoo torture.