26 May 2006

5 things you can pay me to do

5. Clean your house.
4. Water your plants.
3. Manage your bills.
2. Teach you about fertility.
1. Play the piano for you.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

All exceedingly worthwhile talents, but I will be saving my money to hear you play piano.

andi said...

where and what time?

Anonymous said...

Will I pay by the song? Or by the hour? (Surely, not by the note.) Most importantly, where does your music live when you are not playing?

andi said...

by the hour certainly. as for that last question: i'll answer when i figure out what that means.