Poo on polluters

So it’s 87 degrees outside today and this man in a Ford F350 is sitting outside running his gas-guzzling engine for 30 solid minutes, maybe more. My entire lunch break he’s in his big ol honker not going anywhere. You know, I give a good effort towards preserving the environment and when I indulge myself by driving 10 blocks instead of walking, I try to overcompensate in other areas to offset the global burden. It’s my own mini version of being carbon neutral. But then I see Mr. F350 who obviously has no regard for the planet and I realize how much more I have to contribute to make up for assholes like him.