There's a new bird in Bethnal Green

Yes it's true, I've moved to my third flat in four months. I'm a flat floozy. But let me tell you, I'm absolutely enamored with the new place. There's a fruit and veg market right across the street. The neighbors are so friendly it's like being time warped into the nineteen fifties. My bedroom is cozy and salubrious. It might be enough to make me go straight.